Movie Review: Valkyrie 12Jan09 | 0

Valkyrie, United Artists, 2008

Valkyrie, United Artists, 2008

2008
Starring: Tom Cruise, Bill Nighy, Tom Wilkinson, Carice Van Houton, Terence Stamp, Eddie Izzard, Jamie Parker, Kenneth Branagh, Christian Berkel
Director: Bryan Singer
Runtime: 120 Minutes
Distributor: United Artists
Rating: R

Ever since the debacle of MI:3, a project which saw Tom Cruise to put it politely “released” from his obligations to Paramount, Cruise has had more ups and downs than the stock market. Bouncing straight back after he was prestigiously appointed to head up United Artists, he first big action was the somber, snooze inducing political drama Lions for Lambs. Then out of nowhere a self-deprecating turn under some seriously unflattering make-up as the foul-mouthed, ball-busting studio mogul behind Tropic Thunder made him credible again.

Now after a long and bloody PR campaign that saw the world’s biggest film star taking to the TV spots explaining why you should go see his movie, Cruise arrives just in time to cement himself in a year that has really been all about comebacks. And what better way to comeback than to go so against type – The Cruise flashing those pearly whites against the clammy grey of the Third Reich, Surely not? Though in all honesty this detailed reconstruction of Col. Claus Von Stauffenberg and the plot to assassinate Hitler is a deck so stacked in his favor it wouldn’t look out of place being shuffled by Danny Ocean.

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Movie Review: Seven Pounds 20Dec08 | 0

2008
Starring: Will Smith, Rosario Dawson, Woody Harrelson, Michael Ealy, Barry Pepper, Joe Nunez
Director: Gabriele Muccino
Runtime: 120 Minutes
Distributor: Columbia Pictures
Rating: PG-13

In what just might be the most depressing film of 2008, which is an impressive feat in and of itself when you pick over the festive line-up of assassination pictures and holocaust dramas, Will smith reunites with his Pursuit of Happyness director Gabriele Muccino. While Happyness exists in the same realm of a somber tug in the heartstrings the two pictures are a world apart, and in fact Seven Pounds has more in common with Smith’s post-apocalyptic savior from I am Legend.

Like Robert Neville eking out a meager existence in self-imposed exile on Manhattan, as IRS agent Ben Thomas Smith again delivers another earnest portrayal of a tortured soul desperate to atone. A former aeronautical engineer consumed by guilt over a dark secret from his past Ben sleepwalks through his life inviting punishment. Whether berating a neglectful administrator in a nursing home or caustically mocking a blind, mild-mannered telesales operative (Woody Harrelson making the most of a small but meaty role) over his condition, Ben challenges people to judge him.

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Movie Review: The Day The Earth Stood Still 12Dec08 | 0

2008
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates, Jaden Smith, John Cleese, James Hong, Jon Hamm
Director: Scott Derrickson
Runtime: 100 Minutes
Distributor: 20th Century Fox
Rating: PG-13

One of the most seminal films to be born out of science fiction’s golden era, Robert Wise’s cautionary tale of a benevolent alien sent to warn mankind of its impending destruction becomes the latest classic to be rolled out for a big budget digital makeover – this time at the hands of The Exorcism of Emily Rose director Scott Derrickson. Keanu Reeves steps into the role of Klaatu, the austere interstellar messenger sent by a coalition of alien worlds to determine if we’re capable of altering our destructive ways and render judgment in the form of extermination if we’re not.

But for a film about the end of the world, it’s hard to conceive a film with less ambition. Anybody expecting The Day After Tomorrow type destruction will do well to just stay home. Anybody worried they might have to sit through some thinly veiled sermon soaked in hippie ideals and kum-by-ya politics can relax because the film doesn’t even bother to do that.

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Mr. Ozwald - Electrofly music video 09Dec08 | 0

This is a dope video, original concept. Ever see a rapper golf in the city? No, not until now…

Theatre Is Not Hip Hop, But Hip Hop Is Theatre 14Nov08 | 0

I didn’t Phtotoshop that, that’s the actual playbill.

The ancient Greeks used to say that every play is either a tragedy or a comedy. And as Dustin Hoffman character in Stranger Than Fiction says, “In a tragedy you die, in a comedy you get hitched.”

With that in mind, Jim Jones and his suprisingly entertaining “Hip Hop Monologues: Inside The Mind of Jim Jones” would certainly fall into the later category, even if he didn’t get hitched in the end.

Jim Jones is pure comedy-his often non-nonsensical statements in interviews are delivered with loads of swagger and absolute conviction. And yet, Jones seems totally convinced that everything he says makes total sense. Or maybe he’s just good at pretending. Either way, he isn’t much of a rapper, and no one in their right mind would call him an “artist.” But he seems to be in the vanguard of hip hop with his new play.

The play tells the classic story of hip hop; money, power, bitches, beef, police, drugs, and of course love. Jim starts off as a rebel dealer/rapper until he gets knocked by the police. But the judge tells him if he completes a Christmas list community service.

The community service includes talking to the kids, apologizing to women, and attending sex addicts anonymous.[1] In other words, this could easily be the story of T.I. Meanwhile, Jim also falls in love, has a son, and gets into some beef with his ‘frienemies.’[2]

The music in the play all come from Jones’ upcoming album, Pray IV Reign. Although Jim’s album isn’t a concept album, his songs mesh nicely and loosely connect the story, without sounding forced.


Something is rotten in the state of Harlem.

As an actor, Jim seems to be channeling Will Smith from his “Fresh Prince of Bel Air” days (at one point he even does the Will/Jazzy “poosh” hi-five) but he’s nowhere near as witty, clever, or charming. Jimmy’s much more comfortable–and convincing–in scenes where he plays the tough guy as opposed to scenes where he tells the kids to stay in school. In fact, he’s sometimes better as a tough guy actor than a tough guy rapper, occasionally mumbling through verses despite his steady lyrical progression.

The play itself isn’t very original, but it has a bit of swag to it (much like Jim himself) and it’s cast does a decent job considering that they only had three weeks of practice. The play is made up of cliche scenes well known to hip hop fans; an unapologetic courtroom stance, the OG talking to the ‘youngin and a couple fighting through the window (of course Jimmy isn’t yelling “Selma!!” but he’s yelling a ghetto fabulous name like “Chinice“). But the scenes have a Dipset twist.

The biggest twist of all is that Jimmy holds his own in all of his scenes, and strings together a largely entertaining play. He offers half-hearted apologies (His initially heartfelt apology to women ends with a rendition of “This Is For My Bitches”) for his flaws because he would rather stubbornly acknowledge them, and get right back to a celebration of his hedonism.

[1] It’s interesting that the play asks Jim attend something that makes him look kinda cool (he is after all, getting bitches) as opposed to attending something most rappers ought to attend, like Alcoholics Anonymous.
[2] From what I could hear, the songs sounds like it was written about Max B. Although, it sounds like Cam could have easily written the song about Jones.

Movie Review: Zack & Miri Make a Porno 05Nov08 | 0

Zack & Miri Make a Porno, The Weinstein Company, 2008 

Starring: Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Jason Mewes, Jeff Anderson, Justin Long, Katie Morgan, Craig Robinson
Director: Kevin Smith
Runtime: 102 Minutes
Distributor: The Weinstein Company
Rating: R

When last Kevin Smith tried to do something different than the familiar shtick the result, Jersey Girl, was world responded with little more than a collective shrug and a spatter of “seen worse” mutterings. It wasn’t his entire fault mind. The now defunct “Bennifer” factor hung round the film’s neck like an anchor, there was a cutsey moppet angle, and Affleck’s critical appeal was itself in the toilet. Still the awkward mishmash of some quite downbeat plotlines (mother dies in childbirth) with the typically frank Smith chitchat about masturbation and the like just didn’t gel and the entire affair was just wholly alien to what fans had come to expect.
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Gimme gimme another face… 03Nov08 | 0

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Here it is: Brit Brit’s latest cover for her sixth studio-released album, and I am less than impressed. I get the “Circus” theme, she’s trying to tell us she knows she’s crazy, right? But, what I don’t understand is if she wanted to dress the part, why didn’t she wear a clown suit? She seems uncomfortable to me in this picture. It’s almost as if she’s sitting on something- a nail perhaps- or maybe she’s constipated? And the shrug of the shoulder? Does she not care if I, or any of you buy her album? Don’t get me wrong, I love Brit and I am one of her biggest fans, but she just doesn’t seem inviting or warm to me in this picture. If this really is her “comeback” album, I would have expected much more, or at least a smile.  

And the winner(s) go to…. 03Nov08 | 0

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I hope everyone had a wonderful Halloween weekend. I don’t know about y’all, but I love any excuse to dress up and Halloween is definitely one of my most favorite holidays. I was a flapper this year.Anyway, I’ve been scouring the web trying to find my favorite celebrity costume, and I think Heidi and Seal took the cake this year. Heidi was some kind of Hindu God and Seal looked like a lord or king or something powerful. It looks like they each spent more than the alloted two hours in hair and makeup, but is was well worth it. They would have won the coveted gift certificate at my pub around the corner.  Cheers,Emz 

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Black Milk- Milk By The Gallon ALBUM REVIEW 01Nov08 | 0

With his third LP, Black Milk has quickly established himself as one of hip hop’s premier producers, most important voices, as well as the carrier of J Dilla’s torch.

While you may not know all that much about the Detroit native, Black Milk is one of the best rapper/producers in hip hop, and certainly worth your attention.  Black Milk, aka Curtis Cross, is known best as a producer with a soulful production style.  But he’s also an emcee, and while he isn’t a mind blowing lyricist, he’s clearly got more range and comfort in front of the mic than most of his rapper/producer counterparts. He’s been on the scene since 2001 when he produced a track for Slum Village.  Instead of waiting for his rap group B.R. Gunna to catch on, he went on to release his first LP with Sound of The City, Vol. 1 in 2005.  But he set himself apart from his peers with the release of his second album Popular Demand—one of the best albums of 2007—and the well received mixtape Caltroit (with Bishop Lamont).
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Like, OMG…they really are just like us! 30Oct08 | 0

lohansubway.jpg OK, I may not be “bi-curious” and dating a girl because I’m bored and swearing off men, BUT I do ride the subway and appareantly,  so do Lez-Lo and SaMAN! When I saw this picture, I almost spit out my glass of Chardonnay (key word here is almost). However, I was pleasantly surprised to find that celebs (especially such a high profile couple, like Lez & Sam) actually use public transportation. I mean the fact that they would even consider themselves part of the general public and choose a train over a blacked-out, rim-spinnin’ Escalade really makes me feel like I could be their friend. Emphasis on friend. Emz.


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